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A monkey has been severely injured

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

No visits..

no calls..

no sms’s..

no letters..

no missed calls..

I’m worried..

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga..
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

A child uses its thumb 2 chew

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

Hey friend remember that without stupidity

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

What is the full form of singh

What is the full form of singh:

S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.

AQAL HO NA HO

Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

Phol barsao mera dost aya hai

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.

Aaj naha lo, please

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz

What is the difference between monkey and donkey

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs..:p

I want to say a word to u

I want to say a word to u!! that's STARTS with 'U'. and ENDS With 'U'.. and That defines U.. 'ULLU'

Where r u.. U r u not replying

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

You and me

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Two devils came in 2 my dreams

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

Forest king Virappan died last week

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.

Have u seen a monkey wrapped

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.