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Excuse me..What is ur sms account no.?

Excuse me..
What is ur sms account no.??
I want to check..
Some error is there..
Kyonki sms jata to hai..
par aata nahi hai.

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte

Two lovers plan to comit suicide

Two lovers plan to comit suicide,
the boy jumped first,

girl closed her eyes and
return back saying “love is blind”.

Boy in air, opened his
parachute saying “LOVE NEVER DIES”

I always think about U

I always think about U.
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I can’t live without U.
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I really need U.
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I’m totally mad about U.
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I just wanna be with U.
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I’m very desperate for U.
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I’m crazy 4 U.
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I wanna marry U.
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I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje MAMA kehti hai

SEND me all UR MONEY

Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,

Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

We are good friends because

We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,

U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,

You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:p

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?

Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

What happened in 1869

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

Full form of maths.

Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students

New meaning of SMS

New meaning of SMS
SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

They both have same initials.

SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik

Reason for crying of girls n boys

Fact of Life :- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: 'GIRL'

Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai

Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai,
Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai,

Socha ab aapkomessage na karain,
Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.

Inbox is empty

Inbox is empty
Outbox is empty
Draft is emptybut..U & UR memories r overloaded in my HEART...

Drive merceded, go 2 swizterland

if u want to drive 'Mercedez'
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and wish 2go2 switzerland,
and like to stay in 5 star hotel,
then visit our website
www.apni ouqat mai raho.com

Ek larki chali ja rahi th

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.

Oh! shit jal gaya

What was GOD's First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho..

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!

Fish is male or female

Aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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Answer:

jo teir raha hai wo nur..
jo teir rahi hai wo mada..!